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Name: Lauren Birthday: 10/13/1984 Gender: Female
Interests: I <3 Animals! Especially the cute cuddley ones! Expertise: Spending my paycheck as soon as it is direct deposited. Shopping. Chatting. Being Lazy. Eating cookies! Occupation: Student
Message: message me AIM: soccerpoohbear3
Member Since:
2/25/2003
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| I hate driving! Traffic sucks! A plus side was that I was able to see some Kennedy people who I haven't seen in years! It was really nice seeing everyone and catching up on life.
Then.....
and Now....minus Cathy

I miss hanging out with you girls. We definitely need to hang out more! | | |
| Finals suck. However I will be done on wed! YAY!! Ok no time to celebrate, must get my ass together and study, study, study. Saw Hotel Rwanda in my Geography class the other day. That movie was really good! Sad but good. We aren't doing to well in our IM softball, but it's still fun! Summer is almost here--now its just my birthday! dang it...i really need to turn 21! THIS SUCKS!
Here's a picture of my sister and my mommy!

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| A woman goes to her boyfriends' parents' house for Easter dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family, and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.
The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poof. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing under the woman's chair, and said in a rather stern voice, "Skippy!"
The woman thought, "This is great!" and a big smile came across her face. A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer rrrriiip.
The father again looked and the dog and yelled, "Dammit Skippy!" Once again the woman smiled and thought "Yes!". A few minutes later the woman had to let another rip. This time she didn't even think about it.
She let rip a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing. Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, "Dammit Skippy, get away from her, before she shits on you!" | | |
| I can't believe that I have finals in 3 weeks! I really need to start getting my butt in gear. I've been slacking so much this semester. Anyway...here are some pictures from Greg's 21st this past weekend.
The birthday boy! THATS NOT ME IN THE BACK GROUND (steven)

Beer pong! omg..i was feeling so sick! Look how concentrated Danny is! hahaha

Brian, Greg, Danny, and Kellen

Allan and me! yay for the filipinos! haha

Mai and Jason

Danny and Me

Alex and Billy

Nice Eimi! lol

Eimi and Me

Jen and Me

J ho

Andy and Eimi

Tammy showing her fobby side...lol

The other filipinos! Elline and Kat

The aftermath!

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| So it looks like I will be going to UCI in the fall...which means.....really really long summer! yay!
My cute cousins!

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